How much wood can a woodchuck...

You know the rest. The answer is not much. These guys are babies. I bet they can munch through a green garden in no time flat. It seems that a mother and three little woodchucks (cubs, pups, I don't know what they are called) have taken up residence under my mother-in-law's back porch. I wonder if Purina makes woodchuck chow. Wow, maybe we can add that to the tune that's going to rattle around your head for the rest of the day.