But it sorta looks like it in the first picture. We got the picnic table from a local Boy Scout troop. It took 4 of us to get into the back yard. It only took about 2 hours to split the wood with our new log splitter.
At any time during the day, we have between 2 and 20 mallards in the yard. Some have been feeding in our back yard for 4 years, so they pretty much ignore the dogs.